Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Bellevue), the man who makes Rick Perry look like Baruch Spinoza, knows what needs to be done about the horrific situation in Gaza: Iran needs to be bombed. Of course, for clowns like Screwy Louis, there is no such thing as a problem that can't be solved by bombing Iran.
“Mr. Speaker, in Israel right now, there is a battle for peace,” he said Tuesday on the House floor.I'm going to guess that the irony of 'battle for peace' was unintentional. The shiny-pated goober went on:
“They are being embattled by a group who teach their children, in the educational materials we help pay for, to hate Jews, to hate Israelis. They teach the people to hate Israelis as well. They name streets and holidays after people who kill innocent people.”The chrome-domed half-wit failed to note that much of the killing at the moment is being done by Israel. Limp Dick Louis then lost the thread completely and flipped the Moar Krazy switch:
“It is time to cut off every dime of American money going to anyone who has any kind of relationship with Hamas or those killing in the Middle East, and especially in Israel,” the congressman continued.
“It is time to bomb Iran’s nuclear capabilities,” Gohmert concluded. “It is time for the United States, if we are not going to stop Iran’s nukes, then let Israel do it. A friend will not put another friend in this kind of jeopardy.”Looking on the bright side, every time Screwy Louis goes to Washington, the average IQ of Texas jumps 30 points. So, there is that...