The most useless gaggle of hypocritical, lying, posturing, ethically impaired and morally bankrupt corporate puppet poltroons and buffoons to ever slouch and slime their way through the marbled halls of DC are out of town, folks. This our chance!
QUICK! CHANGE THE LOCKS BEFORE THE BASTARDS GET BACK!
Only those who have done something to advance the rule of law, justice, fairness and equality get a new key mailed to them. Such high-end legislators as Cruz, King, Issa, Bachman and their ilk will be shit outta luck. You don't pay your rent, you get locked out. You don't do your job--in fact you only work to sow dissent and disinformation, and create gridlock--then sorry, we have standards, and you fell short of every one of them.
This is not to say all Republicans/Tea-baggers will be locked out. Rep. Jeff Miller did some good work with Bernie Sanders; he gets a key. There are others. By and large we're taking about the irredeemable knuckle-draggers, foam spewers, dog whistlers, extremist loons and Fox-holers.
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QUICK! CHANGE THE LOCKS BEFORE THOSE BASTARDS RETURN TO DC!
We've got a month before they come back from their break from doing absolutely nothing.
Unlike them, we can do some real good for our country!