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Rush Limbaugh's "Hate speech for beginners"

Erick Erickson's  "How to be a Christian Martyr"

Ted Cruz's "How to say stupid shit without being embarrassed"

Sara Palin's "Ignorance is bliss, a bigots guide"

Michelle Bachman's "Woo, Woo, Woo, Tick Tock The Mouse Ran Around The Water Fountain" we haven't worked out what it is about yet, but it's a book.

Steve King's "Neener Neener Mr President" a guide by one of the world's foremost ignoramuses.

Louie Gohmert "A Guide To Nonsense As Fact" with a totally incomprehensible introduction by the author, the rest was written by mice on LSD running up and down a keyboard.

John Boehner's "Patriotic Crying, Crocodile Tear Making In Public" Tissue Edition.

Mitch McConnell's " How to say one thing, then claim you said another" and any quoting from the book will be treated with denial by the author.

John McCain's "Bombing the world, a tourist's guide to the world's hotspots".

The Koch Brothers "We have lots of money, we own your ass" a guide to buying an election

Bill Kristol's "How to get others killed for your ideas" coupled with his "How to be consistently wrong all the time" a guide for the advanced fool.

Alex Jones' "They are coming to take me  away" advanced paranoia, not for the beginner.

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