We can do a lot of good in our lives or we can stay home, play games and eat tacos. Tacos are pretty fucking awesome.
I've done the Neutron Dance, the Safety Dance, walked like an Egyptian, AND been taken down to Funkytown.
Which probably explains a lot.
Whoa, slow down ma'am, before I see your vagina, I'm going to need to see some proof of your psychosis and inability to love.
Whenever I see a jogger I always run up next to them and whisper, "It's OK, I think you lost them.."