“The common thread between ISIS and what’s going in Ferguson is you have these people who basically believe that to correct a perceived injustice, it’s perfectly okay to inflict all types of new injustices,” D’Souza said on NewsMaxTV’s Steve Malzberg Show. “Behead guys who had nothing to do with it. Go and loot shops from business owners who were not part of the original problem whatsoever. And all of this is then licensed by the left and licensed to some degree by the media.”Here's a tip for any remaining conservatives out there who crave a career on Fox News, or in the House of Representatives, or as a conservative "filmmaker" but just haven't been able to break into that big-time yet. Take the phrase "the common thread between ___ and ___ is" and fill in whatever two recent or non-recent events you want. It doesn't have to make sense, and you get double points if either blank is filled in with the word "Benghazi." Add some extra words on the end of the sentence until you feel it's long enough that you can tack some ending punctuation on there, boom, you're done.
Nope, that's it, you're done. You're a pundit now. You can make some damn good money filling in those two blanks, just make sure that if you spend it on somebody's election campaign you bother to follow each of the two or three still-standing rules that we have left so the man can't cart you off to jail and momentarily deprive the world of your staggering genius.