All communities beware. We have received recent evidence of violent behavior from individuals with protruding ears and pasty skin. Many have receding hairlines and buldging guts. There may be guns involved. Some of these individuals sport 'badges' which they claim entitle them to behave in ways not conducive to community standards. Certain individuals are prone to asocial behavior such as yelling, profanity, racist language, and even a sense of entitlement.
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Please, do not to engage with these individuals. When confronted with one of these aggressors do your best not to escalate the situation. Placing your hands in the air may not be sufficient in all circumstances. Stating that you are are unarmed might help but is not a guarantee that no hostile action is forthcoming. Be prepared to grovel and beg for your life. Expose your hindquarters if needed. The more passive you are perceived the least likely these aggressors will be prone to react, often with fatal consequences.
Don't worry, our monkey forbears often exposed their asses in order to deescalate aggressive situations. It is a time honored tradition.
When a cop comes bend over. At the very least their gunshots are less likely to prove fatal.