Bible-bashing grifter and Jesus Hustler Pat Robertson can't understand how the stock market is hitting record heights under the Muslin Tyrant™ Obama:
The S&P 500 and Dow Jones posted record gains yesterday, utterly astonishing televangelist Pat Robertson, who found himself unable to explain how the stock market is going up under President Obama.
On “The 700 Club” this morning, Robertson argued both that such positive economic news comes in spite of Obama’s purportedly disastrous leadership — because “Obama and his crew are doing everything they can to cripple our industry” — and that gains on Wall Street are the result of quantitative easing and shouldn’t actually be believed.
“Good grief, I don’t see how it’s possible,” he said.
Uh-huh...because a lifetime of conning the elderly, the frightened, the credulous and the illiterate out of their savings has made Robertson an expert financial analyst. Of course, Robertson's 'expertise' has been on display for years.
Here he is with the charming Jerry Falwell, of whom the late Christopher Hitchens once said: "If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox":
So, yeah...who wouldn't listen to financial analysis from that guy?
Not that it matters because according to Robertson, we're all doomed anyway. God, who talks to Pat regularly, is going to destroy America...because of the ghey (obviously):
I've heard a rumor that Pat Robertson used to star in gay porn films under the name 'Pat McGroin'. Now, I'm not saying this is a fact: I'm just putting it out there. We need to have this debate. No?