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It is almost Labor Day Weekend, so here is just a brief reminder for the Secret Liberal Anti-Christmas Regional Group leaders...Please keep this to yourselves until we get our Autumn orders from the One World Government Religious Persecution Office some time in late September...

We are making real progress with our campaign to secularize and commercialize the Christmas Holiday, and we plan to continue with the following successful programs -

Christmas Trees and evergreen decorations, which as we all know, are European Pagan Winter Festival symbols. They are everywhere now and you all deserve credit for this!

Gift buying and competitive gift giving - Probably our most successful campaign. EVERYONE expects lavish gifts, as advertised on TV, and in every imaginable media...Most people have no idea that this is our work.

Santa - Again, universal acceptance of a mythical European winter tradition...Great stuff, guys!

"Christmas music" - More and more Jingle Bells and similar "Holiday songs"...Really hammers our message home.

Thanks for your attention - this is of course just a warm up for our big holiday season, and we will git into details as the fall progresses...any thoughts are appreciated.

See you at Halloween!

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