It must be awful tough being Havana 'Ted' Cruz. The GOP 'tough guy' looks like 300 lbs. of rancid chicken-fat poured into a 200 lb. sack, has the face of drunkard and crackpot Sen. Joseph McCarthy's twin brother and the oily, insinuating manner of a crooked lawyer who's screwing you out of the family farm.
In short, Canada's least-desirable export since Celine Dion looks like a creep, talks like a creep and acts like a creep.
I guess what I'm getting at here is: Havana Ted Cruz is a very creepy guy.
Even worse, poor Cruz (To Nowhere) just can't seem to pin President Obama down. One minute, Cruz and his weirdo chums are bleating that Barack Obama is a tyrant, an unaccountable monarch with super-duper, constitution-destroying powers that we can barely understand, let alone defeat.
Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.), for example, noted that Obama “may think he’s king,” but he is not, while Rep. Randy Weber (R-Texas) sent out a message blasting the president as a lying “Socialistic dictator.” More recently, as Obama steps up his deeply unpopular rule-by-decree campaign, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) compared Obama to the late British tyrant and oppressor of the American colonies, King George III. “The Declaration of Independence had, I believe, 26 abuses that King George had committed against Englishmen,” Sen. Cruz said while unveiling a list of Obama’s abuses. “Well, this particular report lists 76.”
The next minute, Cruz is blasting the President for being a weakling and a sissy,
calling the President a 'kitty cat':
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) slammed President Obama's foreign policy approach during a speech at the Americans For Prosperity's Defending The American Dream Summit in Dallas, Tex.
He dinged Obama on his approach to Russia's advances into Ukraine and called on the president to be more aggressive towards Russian President Vladimir Putin.
"Look at Russia right now," Cruz said, according to Business Insider. "Sadly, the state of the world is the Russian bear is encountering the Obama kitty cat."
If Havana Ted thinks that 'kitty cats' are weaklings and easy meat for bears, we can add 'Nature' to the long list of things that Ted Cruz knows absolutely nothing about.
Keep yapping, Ted. According to scientific data that I'm making up as I go along, every time this sleazeball runs his mouth, exactly 937 additional Americans of voting age swear on all that they hold dear that they'll never, ever vote for the GOP.