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by keefknight on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 02:50:03 PM PDT
A true craftsman will meticulously construct the apparatus of his own demise.
by onionjim on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:08:12 PM PDT
It's how he potty trained all the boys. He would flick a Lucky in the bowl and tell you to shoot that duck.
Thanks for the memories. Not sure what Mom did with my sisters.
UID 35,098 Nov. 12, 2004. Seems like yesterday.
by flatford39 on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:10:51 PM PDT
at this point. She says it would go faster if his father would cooperate.
I don't think she plans to take up smoking again for the purpose, though.
Strength and dignity are her clothing, she rejoices at the days to come; She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the law of kindness is on her tongue.
by loggersbrat on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:10:52 PM PDT
who potty trained her son found out. Or she could just float a square of TP in the potty.
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
by Lily O Lady on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:45:25 PM PDT
[ Parent ]
However, better than an empty bowl. I used to think of it as a battleship that needed totally destroying. Not only sink the mf butt, but driving all the little brown shreds of tobacco to the bottom. They were the enemy sailors, I guess.
It is in the admission of ignorance and the admission of uncertainty that there is a hope for the continuous motion of human beings in some direction that doesn't get confined, permanently blocked, as it has so many times before... Richard P. Feynman
by TerryDarc on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 04:48:53 PM PDT
They float great and just drop a few in, doesn't harm a thing. I used it with my son's, worked great. Their daddy was at sea, so mom had to teach.
by chickenfarmerwood on Wed Sep 03, 2014 at 06:56:13 PM PDT
we used cheerios.
Worked like a charm. A lucky charm.
Still learning. It's a slow process.
by DrLori on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:15:04 PM PDT
Taught proper aim to a generation of boys going through Mrs. gratuitous' child care center.
by gratuitous on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:36:52 PM PDT
Well when first I went to pee, boys, the place was quite a wreck,
And many's the time me poor old mum would have to swab the deck.
I'll vow 'twas she who first decreed
The way that things should go,
She bid me stand upon me stool and sink the Cheerio.
(thanks to Pete Sutherland)
If Hillary Clinton hadn't invaded Iraq, Ronald Reagan wouldn't have had to raise taxes to pay for it.
by cichlid on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:51:55 PM PDT
No kidding, Actual Scienterific Studies™ have demonstrated that, in public men's rooms, the provision of little painted targets (the study I heard of referred to painted fly facsimiles) in the urinals decreased the revolting spatter by close to 80%.
Worth a try, no?
by smartalek on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 04:53:29 PM PDT
...by hours, a few comments down.
Same npr link, too.
No plagiarism intended.
by smartalek on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 04:58:35 PM PDT
by chickenfarmerwood on Wed Sep 03, 2014 at 06:57:09 PM PDT
Mother . . .
by aoeu on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:16:39 PM PDT
started painting flies in the urinals to give men something to aim at? See npr for example.
by shaso on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:35:12 PM PDT
by Capt Crunch on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 03:50:53 PM PDT
in the "trough" (12" PVC pipe cut in half) at our local ren fest. It was there for at least three years, despite the efforts of many to soak it liberally.
Screw John Galt. Who's John Doe?
by Mike Kahlow on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 04:28:04 PM PDT
I'm a man and I have no shame in saying that I sit down to pee sometimes. It's a lot more sanitary. Some places in Europe discourage men from urinating while standing by shaming them—they place a device under the seat that makes noise when it is lifted (thanks QI!). Just saying it's an option.
by Akran on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 04:02:26 PM PDT
doesn't pee standing up in their house. Nor, heaven forfend, cast a ciggie butt in the bowl for target practice.
by TerryDarc on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 04:51:43 PM PDT
Yes, men could pee sitting down. But then there would be the same long lines for the men's room at the theatre! Also, it is hard enough to get the guys to lift the seat at home - having the seat yell at them would be counterproductive.
A lot of places in Europe don't even use seats (at least in the ladies' room). It is interesting that they are cleaner than the ones here that do use seats. Ladies often stand halfway up and don't aim particularly well. They really should raise the seat when doing that.
by aratinga on Thu Sep 04, 2014 at 07:33:33 AM PDT
Another bit of advice from someone who learned the hard way - don't talk to him while he is peeing; he'll turn to look at you.
by RadGal70 on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 04:40:31 PM PDT
my husband, however, could still use them. Just sayin'.
Callous government is more ravenous than tigers.--Confucius
by Powered Grace on Tue Sep 02, 2014 at 05:17:03 PM PDT
and he's always said someone could make a fortune manufacturing TP printed with little pictures of battleships. Just throw one sheet into the toilet and let the kids do target practice! Great for the eye-hand coordination.
by wood61 on Wed Sep 03, 2014 at 01:14:48 PM PDT
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