How are we expected to take Jesus seriously if the Bible never talks about him wearing a cape? Like not even once.
prays over water
Okay guys this is holy water now. Guys. GUYS THIS IS HOLY WATER NOW I PRAYED OVER IT. ITS MAGI- GUYS ITS MAGICAL NOW.
Why the fuck does anyone go to Catholic church? It's literally an hour of listening to a 50-year old virgin read the world's oldest fan fiction.
The dark doesn't actually exist. It's the absence of light. So when God said "Let there be light," he was bringing darkness into the world.
Every atom in your body has existed since the beginning of the Universe. So 15 billion years of work went into making you.
Appreciate that.
No scientific distinction between doves and pigeons. Doves are seen as majestic. Pigeons are called rats with wings. Are we bird racists??
Ants can carry up to 50x their own weight, but you never see them giving each other crazy piggyback rides. What the hell ants?
devotes entire life teaching ants how to use toothpicks as spears
takes over world