This week's source material:
What ended up being funny was watching Michelle Obama eat a carrot.
She couldn’t find her mouth.
Apparently, this is what passes for humor in right-wing circles -- the carrot that Michelle Obama was eating touched her lip for 1/3000th of a second. Ergo, "she couldn't find her mouth", except that she did, which means ... that she is a communist I guess. Here's the
original video.
And then there are the commenters ... Yeah, them. You can see for yourself below the fold.
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That's "First Wookie" to you, pal....
lol
That's a Dude
Are these assholes racist or blind? You hope it's the latter. You also know better.
If it was a french fry or ice cream cone she don't miss, the buns don't lie!
If only everyone could be as skinny as Rush Limbaugh, but really, we all know what this is
really about.
She was flashing an arcane gang sign with that carrot.
It was an arcane gang sign for "I'm going to eat this carrot".
Every time I see a photo of her - EVERY TIME - I again realize how unspeakably ugly she is. Her latest thing is now her “white lady hair” - you’ll notice how straight and light brown it is. Sorta matches her “white lady nose” which she got some time ago, replacing her obviously-African-heritage nose. So much for being a role model for African-American women. And her arm gesture - a “take that” (of perhaps a f**k you”) movement as she bites the carrot - so ghetto. Like her husband, she’s a fraud, an empty shell, a useless evil little waste of oxygen.
Who needs terrorist fist bumps when you have carrot-eating ghetto moves?
She usually has a d!ck in her mouth, but it ain't barry's.
Yeah, someone typed that.
Take away the lipstick, the earrings, the eye make-up and the big hair. What are you left with? Mike Brown attempting to rip a large carrot in half, ISIS style. That white coated tongue is a sure sign of over-production of testosterone. This bare naked aggression must be reported at once to the Carrot Protection Society.
Yeah, someone typed that too.
The close-up, slowed - down video is almost exotic ... FOR SKANKS.
Skanks like pictures of Michelle Obama eating a carrot?
Runs in the "family" Oboso can't find is butt with both hands, let alone a Muslim terrorist that he hates.
Barack Obama killed Osama Bin Laden with love.
I would imagine BO would get the carrot in his mouth much more smoothly.
Gay jokes are still funny if you're a wingnut! But believe it or not, there is a whole
line of wingnut
conspiracies that claim that Obama is gay.
She is disgusting, no wonder the kids hate her lunches. She is trying to make her mark, well she did and she really looks ridiculous for it.
So somewhere in the internet there's some crazy wingunt ranting about the Obama daughters hating their lunches because ... who the fuck knows. Maybe because the lunches are too communist?
I will be so glad to see this witch disappear in a couple years.
Sure! Well, except that whole Illinois Sen. Michelle Obama thing. Who is up for drafting her to run against Mark Kirk? She may even survive the "carrot-gate" attack ads!