President Obama visited the megaliths at Stonehenge on Friday and Fox News were not happy.
The latest episode in Fox News' very public mental breakdown concerns President Obama's visit to one of the world's most famous monuments.
Why were Fox News whining? How the hell should I know? What am I: psychic? It's just what they do. Because nothing President Obama ever does will make them happy.
If he brings world peace, Fox will whine about job losses at Raytheon and Boeing; if Obama finds a cure for cancer, Fox will piss and moan that he's putting doctors out of work and if he finds a way to run cars on water, they'll bitch about shareholder losses for Exxon. The man just can't win.
Who knows what they're bitching about this time: I'll be damned if I'll watch Fox just to listen to these delusional assholes. But I have my suspicions.
Knowing the profound depths of ignorance and stupidity that is the default setting at Fox, I imagine they think Stonehenge is a place of druidical worship; druids are basically a type of Muslin; ergo, Obama is plotting to destroy America! QED.
Or maybe the President was enjoying the place that inspired one of the funniest scenes in the parody 'documentary' This Is Spinal Tap. Or possibly both.
Either way, Fox knows what needs to be done: inpeach!