I don't have a credit card so I cannot buy this on-line masterpiece: Rush Limbaugh Zombie Slayer, by Thomas Whitney.
Smashwords has it for 99¢. It is thirteen pages in length (3,800 words). It is available in several file formats (text, html, pdf, Kindle, more). It is also available from Amazon and from Barnes & Noble.
If someone reads this literary blockbuster, please write a review of it here. Smashword's hook for the story is:
Rush Limbaugh...surrounded by the undead...one man's quest for survival in a world that's determined to hold him back.
Let us know if it is better than either
Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims or
Rush Revere and the First Patriots: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans.