Okay, one those things isn't true, I think it's the justice part. Anyhoo, alleged legal thinker Antonin Scalia, currently warming a chair at SCOTUS, claims that this or that whacked out legal doctrine which he discovered at bus station somewhere, is the ONE TRUE THEORY OF AMERICAN CONSTITUTIONALISM. See it's him and another hobbit, Clarence Thomas, who are the SOLE KEEPERS of this theory. according to the ABA Journal:
“It’s a long, uphill fight to get back to original orthodoxy,” Scalia said. “We have two originalists on the Supreme Court. That’s something. But I feel like Frodo” from J. R. R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings series, he said. “We’ll get clobbered in the end, but it’s worth it.”
But wait, there's more:
... this is not the first time Scalia has likened himself to the hobbit who traveled to Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring. In one example, at an American Enterprise Institute event in 2012, he explained his comparison by saying, “The evil eye will get us sooner or later, but it’s worth the fight.”
I guess that makes us all orcs. Better hie thee over to
Get Your Orc Name. Mine is Muzgaash, of the tower - Uruk of Mordor.