If you live in Oregon at least. Oregon votes by mail, and my ballot arrived yesterday. Voted mindlessly straight D (they brainwashed me a while ago), except I could not vote for Governor Kitzhaber on account of giant waste of money on O-care website. If you're a fellow Duck or Beaver, you find some interesting ballot issues.
So, move to a comfortable place, take a deep breath, and now ... exhale deeply. Go to your quiet place in your mind ... drift away as you watch this spiral ... drifting ... drifting. Now you are ... getting ... your ballot ... out ... of ... the ... mail and picking up ... a pen.
Now you are edging closer ... closer ... to your ballot. And you ... are seeing ... Ballot Measure 90 (top ... two ... primary). It ... sucks ... solution looking ... for a problem -- vote NO! Measure 91 (doobie to the people aka cops solve real crimes act), vote YES ... and pass ... the ... cheetos.
Now you are returning to full awareness. You feel rested ... refreshed ... and free to return to a Republican-induced state of mindless terror over Ebola.