He calling for "Holy" Joe Lieberman to replace Chuck Hagel as secretary of defense:
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) has offered President Obama some unsolicited advice on who to pick to replace outgoing Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel.
Cruz, who in two years would like Obama’s job, decided former senator Joe Lieberman, the Democrat turned Independent from Connecticut, would be a perfect choice.
“One strong option would be former Senator Joe Lieberman, a member of the President’s own party with deep experience and unshakable commitment to the security of the United States. I urge the President to give him full and fair consideration for this critical position,” Cruz said in a press release.
Seriously. Ted Cruz is just fucking with us now.
I also need to correct something. When I said that John Boehner was actually a post plastic surgery Andy Kaufman, I was wrong.
Clearly, it is Ted Cruz.
Trolling is a very basic part of Republican discourse, and no one has mastered it like "Tailgunner" Ted Cruz.