President Obama will work for JPM Chase beginning in 2017, according to Mr. Dimon.
Obama said, " We have "folks" that have not been wiped out yet, Jamie thinks I can help him with this."
Dimon, "It really is about bringing both sides together (government and Wall Street, not dems and reps) to solve problems."
Obama, "Jamie has been a valuable advisor to me and I look forward to working with him."
Obviously this piece is a spoof, but the latest team effort of President Obama and Jamie Dimon whipping congressional members to vote for Wall Street at the expense of workers, brings out the cynic in all of us.