GET THOSE ANGELS OFF MY LAWN AND TUNE IN 10:00 A.M. EASTERN!
Get into the Spirit with the Todd Starnes' All American Christmas Special!
It's the only way.
Todd Starnes: If you're listening to one of those other stations, you're probably on Santa's naughty list.
Overjoyed Announcer: Join our special guests... Al Robertson from Duck Dynasty, Sarah Palin, and author Karen Kingsbury (whoever the hell this woman is).
You are a hero of the faith!
Plus, spectacular performances from Grammy winner, Chris Tomlin, New gospel artist Ellie Holcomb and be a part of the world's largest carol sing-along.
Gospel-singing Black People: Go Tell it on the Mountain...
Raise your hand if you would rather have a tooth extraction.
Put your hand down if you aren't paying a lick of attention to this asshole and are having a wonderful Christmas just the same, Starnes-free, except for my never-mind-Todd-Starnes'-diary.
Merry Christmas Daily Kos, and a very Happy New Year.