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When Neil Armstrong landed on the Moon, he famously said: "That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind." (The "a" wasn't audible in the broadcast but the astronaut said — and a 2006 audio analysis supported — that he did indeed speak the word.) Apparently, Armstrong whispered something else under his breath that went undetected for years: "Good luck Kowalski." Another radio technician who picked that up called Armstrong and asked him about it. After much reluctance, Armstrong said that he grew up next door to the Kowalskis. They argued all the time. One day he was passing by outside their window and he heard Mrs. Kowalski tell Mr. Kowalski: "Blow job, You'll get a blow job when the kid next door walks on the Moon!"