I deserve good things. I am entitled to a car elevator. I refuse to beat myself up for being greedy. I am attractive person. I am fun to be with at the country club.
You know, some people think they deserve things like healthcare, food and clothing-I call them the forty seven percent. I prefer to think that everything should be given to the people who are makers. I’m a maker because I pay Julio my gardener a dollar an hour to work eighty hours a week. See, I’m a maker and Julio is a taker.
Julio makes 1/1,000,000,000,000th of what I earn in dividends. I am disturbed by this, because I want to be president more than everything, but for no other reason. I want to close this gap. But rather than giving Julio a raise, which will cost me money and make Julio lazy, my plan is to let Julio’s infant children work at one of my mansions for some extra money.
That’s why I feel good about myself.
Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, rich people like me!
"Daily Affirmation with Mitt Romney". Mitt Romney is a cold corporate raider, a member of several hedge fund boards, but not a licensed therapist.