“The last man nearly ruined this place, he didn’t know what to do with it;
If you think this country’s bad off now, just wait ’til I get through with it.”
—Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup
Yeah, Kentucky’s impudent junior senator with the gastropod-like brain which festers away under some wild-ass hair, is publicly expostulating again. And once again it's— surprise— Bengahzi! And, Bengahzi! Because some Republicans just can't drain that swamp 'o shit often enough.
Sen Rand Paul, Roomba-Kentucky, was with some supporters and mediarhoids at the Peppermill Restaurant in Las Vegas, Jan. 16, 2015. As he scarfed the last fistful of his traditionally presented Chicken Caesar Salad with flame-broiled chicken breasts served with garlic bread, he accused former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton of getting "cable after cable to protect the consulate in Benghazi. And what did she do? Nothing.”
Paul went on, “I say Hillary Clinton’s behavior of not providing adequate support should absolutely preclude her from ever being considered as president.” Loud sympathetic harrumphing ensued. "Because I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking former Secretaries of State who wound up with profound mental disorders after ignoring cable after cable. Now, I'm not arguing her childhood vaccines gave her a profound mental disorder and that made her do 'nothing.' Perhaps someone should. But I do blame her for lots of other specious things, and I think she should be disqualified from any official walking or talking."
Well of course you do, Senator.
And that's why he was visibly palpitating again this Wednesday with Fux Noise's Bill Hemmer, who lobbed him another opportunity to blame Hillary Clinton for something that other gastropod-brained viewers could sympathetically harrumph over.
“One of the people I blame practically everything on is, frankly, Hillary Clinton,” he said on Fux's “Bengahzi’s Newsroom.” "I really do blame Hillary Clinton’s war in Libya— where as you may know, Bengahzi is located— I really do blame her for creating a lot of the chaos that is now spreading throughout the Middle East. And the disaster that is Libya is now a breeding ground for terrorists and also a breeding ground for profound mental disorders.”
No, "breeding grounds" don’t cause mental disorders. It’s a myth that science has repeatedly and overwhelmingly rejected.
So why does he continue to circulate it?
Paul’s statement, however inarticulate, actually provides a window into the answer. As doctors and experts tell us, there are indeed instances where seemingly normal "walking, talking" politicians can suddenly and drastically develop severe mental diseases.
Voilà.
I know what you're thinking; but it has nothing to do with his vaccinations. It does, however, in most instances, occur around the time of impending presidential primaries. This, as Paul likes to say, is a "temporal relationship," meaning the two things happen in succession, but one does not necessarily lead to the other.
Oh yeah; it does.
They got guns,
We got guns,
All God’s chillun got guns!
Gonna walk and talk all over the battlefield,
‘Cause all God’s chillun got guns!
—After Rufus T. Firefly