We at CADministry et al (I being et al) know that dinosaurs were really dragons. Just look at the komodo dragons that are still with us! Stop forcing my kid to read about dinosaurs at school. Show me the evidence! Carbon dating? pffft.
As our leader says...
CADministry
“Something needs to be done,” she continued. “The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?”
Exactly. Around when church authorities stopped dealing with such "scientists".... I know I'm not supposed to say it but I can't wait until church authority is brought back.
Yes this is true...
CADministry wrote, for example, that dinosaurs “lack family values,” and by way of demonstration, recounted an instance at her “children’s school, [in which] several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs) became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face.”
Satan be gone!
And if your relatives try to force dinosaurs on you? Some scientist loving relative....
“foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaur toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house, I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children’s former aunt.”
Come on. I know you scientist-loving hippies will rec me up so this comes up in google searches for "dinosaur hoax"....
1:42 PM PT: I have just become aware that a diary about this was already up on your hippy science loving rec list. If you elitists aren't scared, you should give this diary a chance for rebuttal.
If I had my way, there would be a thousand offshoots of this "hoax".... who would know what is "real" and science would suffer!
1:43 PM PT: here's the hell-bound diary in question
http://www.dailykos.com/...