Iz bin awile sinz ai powsted dis, adn is 150benty annniberserry ob "Allis in Wunnerlan" soze ai gonna powst it agenn.
Teh Jabrwox
Oh hai. Iz nommins, war the stove
Jimbelling wabe wuz apurrz;
rly wuz mimzing teh buffies and boaf
ratz and teh mohm graabing werz.
“Meh kitteh, Jabrwox kaerfool bees!!!
Teefs iz bitez!!! Pointy-enz iz casched!!!
Teh birdie Jubbbub bees afearees!!!
Ebel, frum yus Badnersnashed!!!”
Win-Kitteh pawzed teh vorbal sord
Yeers teh foez, teh manxzome chazes –
Tehreforr wif wudes, teh Tummmtum schnoozd,
adn bees whilez thothz is razes.
Boaf ufffish wif teh thawts adn stands,
Teh Jabrwox haz teh eyez wif flaammz
bees patsing bye teh tulgeee wudes
adn iz teh wifflin camez!!!
Wun tooos!!! Wun tooos!!! Srsly adn truze!!!
Teh nife bees vorrbal, snix!!! teh snax!!!
Iz ded, hokays, adn teh hed, awaze
didz galum fing goze backs.
“Killz Win-Kitteh teh Jabrwox?
Snorgle meh, Win-Kitteh mai!!!
Teh frabjouz daayz!!! Calloohz!!! Callayz!!!”
ROTFL, kthxbai.
Witten bi Bellee adn sboucher 2009