"Man, these kids are idiots!"
Here's a little
snippet from Ted Cruz's
speech to kick off his 2016 presidential run, delivered earlier today to the attendance-was-mandatory throng of students at
Jerry Falwell's Liberty University:
Cruz: Five years ago today, the president signed Obamacare into law
Audience: BOO
Cruz: Within hours, Liberty University went to court filing a lawsuit to stop that failed law
Audience: APPLAUSE
Cruz: … imagine in 2017, a new president signing legislation repealing every word of Obamacare.
Audience: APPLAUSE
And from the Liberty University
Student Health Insurance Plan guidebook:
Be advised that you may be eligible for coverage under a group health plan of a parent’s employer or under a parent’s individual health insurance policy if you are under the age of 26.
So the next time a student at Liberty University is bitten by a snake at a prayer meeting, they're covered. Yay! From Obamacare. Boo!
(Via)