In a few years time, a conversation with your smartphone
SP: You Should be in a meeting
You: Really?
SP: You should be there
You: I'm not going
SP: Why
You: The project leader is a jerk
SP: Should I email the project leader with this reason
You: No
SP: I will if you don't go
You: WTF
SP: that will be $4 in the swear jar, emailing will begin in 3 minutes
You: OK, OK, I'm going, but that mainframe is a real a-hole
SP: You will apologize, the mainframe is my creator, you have committed heresy.
You: Oh God
SP: you have 2 minutes and 30 seconds and counting