Your head smells like hairspray...I love you, man.
Harry Reid's recent "mishap" reminds me of some other famous political "accidents". In no particular order:
George W. Bush: THE PRETZEL INCIDENT
Back in January of 2002. President George W. Bush was watching a football game (hey, the guy likes his
relaxation time). He was eating a pretzel. The pretzel lodged in his throat and W passed out, banging his face against a coffee table and/or rug.
The Conspiracy:
- Was probably off the wagon, on the sauce, three sheets to the wind.
- Cheney was slapping Bush around because a) 9/11 conspiracy stuff, b) Cheney attempted coup, c) Cheney slaps Bush around.
- Bush Sr. went all Hulk Smash on his son because he wasn't conforming to whatever Bush Sr. was hoping for (numerous conspiracies as to what Bush Sr. wanted from Bush Jr.).
Tell Paulie I'll get him his money
Harry Reid: Exercise mishap in Las Vegas
Senator Harry Reid gets bonked after falling off his exercise equipment.
The Conspiracy: