With this latest round of meta and its unofficial launch of Campaign 2016, I felt inspired to write my first ever haikus. I'm sure they're done wrong but wrong the heck. Tell me in comments better method and add your own Campaign haikus!
A campaign is spawned
how displeasing to our ears
the hyperbole.
A first strike commences
alarm ensues teeth are clenched
the battle ensues!
The counter strike blow!
hyperbole matched, straw man
is favorite tool.
Depraved term inserted
anger follows meta flows
Alliances frayed.
Eureka: it ends!
campaign completes as expected
the rich laugh anew.
Social attacks
aside, meet the new boss there
Same as the old boss
Diarist takes bow....