I suppose I have lived this side of the pond for too long, I have been doing my usual round of telephone calls back home for easter.
Now one of my dear sisters is married to a Republican, oh the horror, but he is alright as long as you just talk about the weather, So who should answer the phone, yep, and he is a keen cyclist, so I asked if he had tightened his wingnuts recently.
Oh the silence, then "I'll get Diane".
In the background I hear "wtf is she on about, what wingnuts?".
Diane then gets to the phone and asks "why do you do it"
My reply "because I can"
"You do realize he doesn't get that type of stuff"
"Thank god for that, otherwise I would never hear the end of it"
"You do realize he is going to ask me"
"Of course, happy Easter" I reply
Well happy Easter everyone.