Frame 1:
In his traditional role of siding with the mafiosofish whenever possible, Governor Crispy-Toast Christy-Blowfish came out flailing against legalizing cannabisgrass this week.
Frame 2:
While swimming upstream seeking the approval of the Tea Fish, el Blowfish remarked: "Why should those skinny fish be pandered to? If they eat any more they'll be too fast and smart for me to catch and devour!"
Frame 3:
(Picture of hungry looking cat with a peace symbol t-shirt on his back staring at fat fish floating by with ravenous hunger in his eyes.)
Frame 4:
(Spear-fisher black panther with spear-gun reeling in fat fish with small harpoon through it's belly.)