I'm gonna keep this one short. Because there really isn't much to say other than Michele Bachmann is insane.
Huff Post, baby.
Michele Bachmann says the rapture is coming, thanks to President Barack Obama’s policies on Iran’s nuclear program and marriage equality.
In a radio interview last week, Bachmann, the former Minnesota Republican congresswoman, told "End Times" host Jan Markell, “We need to realize how close this clock is getting to the midnight hour.”
“We in our lifetimes potentially could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the rapture of the church,” Bachmann said. “We see the destruction, but this was a destruction that was foretold.”
And who's to blame for the pending return of Jesus (well, and the thousand years of hellfire before)?
Bachmann cited the Obama administration’s nuclear negotiations with Iran as a cause. The U.S. and five partner nations are discussing a deal with Iran that would prevent the country from developing or obtaining nuclear weapons.
“We are literally watching, month by month, the speed move up to a level we’ve never seen before with these events," Bachmann said. "Barack Obama is intent. It is his number one goal to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon.”
Oh, and teh gays. Yep, can't forget about them as the cause of the Rapture. So says Michele.
That Obama guy. Making cookies too damn big to be dunked in some delicious milk. Making the Rapture happen in our lifetime. What a jerk! =D