Americans will drive far out of their way to save a nickel on gas but they'll happily pay $1 for one penny's worth of water.
STOP DOING THAT!
The only scam worse than bottled water is homeopathy. And that's water with the secret ingredient of nothing, which costs a zillion bucks, or thereabouts, per dose.
STOP DOING THAT, TOO!
The only reason people should be using bottled water is immediately following a natural disaster devastating enough for people to begin considering cannibalism.
We trash fully 80% of plastic water bottles and that shit's got to stop, so quit putting your legs in the air every time an Evian commercial comes on and use the water fountain, buy a reusable water bottle, or just drink your own urine until you get home.
Remember, I am watching you and I will judge you!
Booga-Booga!
Lefty