I'm writing to ask for help in a modest project. Some of you may have a laugh from time to time looking at the internet superhero 'Florida Man' feeds on twitter and reddit. I feel that between the antics of Jeb Bush and the adventures of Rick Scott, it's time for a new hash tag: Florida Governor.
There's plenty of good material for this, since both Bush and Scott are certified clowns. My problem: twitter wants to use my name, and I can't let them do so until I retire for fear my diverse and disreputable activities under different names in different places (including KOS) will bring down the wrath of our state legislature on my branch of the state university system. I hope somebody else is in a position to set this up, because I think it could be really amusing. Googling Florida Governor provided the material below on the first two pages, but the iceberg below is huge and sometimes quite funny.
BTW, there are less successful hash tags for 'Texas Man' and other 'Florida Man' imitators. It might be interesting to see what 'New Jersey Governor' and 'Florida Senator would provide.
Florida governor haunted by his past
As of last week, Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) was still demanding the federal government send his state public money to help cover health care ...
Florida Gov. readies for possible government shutdown
WEST PALM BEACH (CBS12) -- The State of Florida is facing a possible government shutdown. Florida Governor Rick Scott tells CBS12 he ...
Florida governor grudgingly approves online voter registration
Florida will move ahead with online voter registration despite Gov. Rick Scott saying that he is worried about putting it in place. Scott signed a bill Friday that ...
Florida governor signs bill to allow 64-ounce beer growlers
Florida governor signs bill that outlaws online 'revenge porn'
Jeb Bush 2016: New Ad Slams Former Florida Governor For ...
International Business Times-May 13, 2015
The ad, which is as much a condemnation of Democratic Party runner Hillary Clinton, lambasts the former Republican governor of Florida for ...
Florida Governor Sues Obama Over Medicaid Expansion
MIAMI—Florida Gov. Rick Scott sued the Obama administration Tuesday, charging that federal officials are coercing the state to expand ...
Florida Governor to Sue Obama Administration Over Medicaid ...
A standoff over expanding Medicaid in Florida escalated on Thursday after Gov. Rick Scott, a Republican, said he planned to sue the Obama ...
Florida to sue over Obamacare Medicaid expansion
and also:
Jeb Bush definitively states he would not have invaded Iraq in 2003 ...
New York Daily News-17 hours ago
Jeb Bush comes full-circle on Iraq invasion
Blog-Reuters UK (blog)-9 hours ago
Jeb Bush Asks Republicans to Consider the Economic Record
In-Depth-Bloomberg-8 hours ago
Taking Note | Readers Respond: On 'Wow, Jeb Bush is Awful'
Blog-New York Times (blog)-32 minutes ago