You are a strange, strange man.
Republican contender Mike Huckabee has an odd internal belief system. Molesting your sisters
is not something to get worked up about, so long as the molester is a Mike Huckabee supporter; being transgender, though,
is right out.
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee joked earlier in the year he wished he could have pretended to be transgender in high school “when it came time to take showers in PE.” [...]
“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE,” said Huckabee. “I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’ You’re laughing because it sounds so ridiculous doesn’t it?”
I am certain that somewhere, in some corner of America, there is a sex-obsessed evangelical Christian minister who is
not a deeply creepy human being. Well, I'm not certain, but if that person does exist they should put
him on television instead of these hundred other yokels.
Asked about the @Caitlyn_Jenner cover, @GovMikeHuckabee says: "I'm not going there."
— @edatpost
Give it a day or two. I'm sure he'll come up with something.