Yep, still the best picture of Trump ever.
You may have heard about former New York Gov. George Pataki and current presidential candidate (bet you forgot that part, didn't you, but don't worry—we all did) calling on fellow Republicans to denounce Donald Trump's racist comments about immigrants. Donald Trump would never take such a thing lying down, of course, and so responded to this latest assault on his character the way Donald Trump does and the way any fabulously wealthy American with a huge staff and untold dollars at their disposal would respond—
by yelling at him on Twitter.
Pataki got off easy, though, since Trump has had to devote the loin's share of his twittertime these last few days to explaining why ex-lover Macy's is now evil incarnate. Did you know that Macy's is single-handedly destroying itself by insulting Donald Trump? It's true, sez him.
So, I have to ask ... how many people have both (1) a Macy's credit card and (2) Donald Trump's phone number, so they can "call" to tell him what they're doing with it?
Whatever. The important part is that Donald Trump's Twitter account gives a fine window into his presidential temperament. If he was president and Mexico did not foot the bill for a gold-plated border wall, they would get such a Twitter storm. Putin? After the first twenty Donald Trump retweets of Donald Trump fans saying they don't like Putin anymore Putin would be putty in Trump's hands. Forget even having a State Department—Donald's got this covered. Don't make him break out the animated gifs, ISIS. You can't handle Donald Trump when he's angry.