I'm not a conspiracy theorist, man, but if I were, I'd probably be having a field day right now—or maybe a heart attack.
This week, Kenyan usurper President B. Hussein Obama and his appeasenik administration took Alinsky's strategy of distraction—a strategy that they've employed for countless Katrinas and Benghazis—to the next level ("11").
On Tuesday, to great fanfare, Obama announced that a "historic" deal had been reached, the terms of which call for the U.S. to gay marry the Islamic Republic of Iran and give them all of our nuclear weapons as a dowry.
As bad as that might be, what it was meant to distract us from is far worse.
On Wednesday, following months of preparation, Jade Helm 15—Obama's plan to take away our guns, impose Sharia law, and enslave us all in FEMA camps—got underway in Texas and elsewhere.
In what is surely a coincidence (yeah, right), the so-called "military training exercise" is scheduled to last for 60 days—the same amount of time that Congress has to review the Iran deal.
But, wait ... there's more!
On Thursday, in a Nixonian twist, Obama became the first president to enter a federal prison—but then he left a short while later.
At this point, it's like he's just trolling us for shits and giggles.
Morning lineup:
Meet the Press: Secretary of State John Kerry; British Prime Minister David Cameron; Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R); Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR); Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-TX); Rep. Raúl Labrador (R-ID).
Face the Nation: Secretary of State John Kerry; Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz; Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA); Roundtable: David Ignatius (Washington Post), Jeffrey Goldberg (The Atlantic) and Margaret Brennan (CBS News).
This Week: Secretary of State John Kerry; Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz; Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu; Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX); Roundtable: Bill Kristol (Weekly Standard), LZ Granderson (ESPN), Former Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm and Jonathan Karl (ABC News).
Fox News Sunday: Secretary of State John Kerry; Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz; Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY); Sen. Ben Cardin (D-MD); Roundtable: Brit Hume (Fox News), Julie Pace (Associated Press), Michael Needham (Heritage Action for America) and Former Rep. Jane Harman (D-CA).
State of the Union: Secretary of State John Kerry; Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz; Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL); Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R); Roundtable: Democratic Strategist Donna Brazile, Peter Baker (New York Times), Rep. Will Hurd (R-TX) and Dana Bash (CNN).
Evening lineup:
60 Minutes will feature: a report on the rare earth elements that modern life depends on (preview); a report on Barbara Mancini, who was arrested and charged with helping her dying father kill himself (preview); and, an interview with billionaire David Rubenstein, who's pledging a good part of his fortune to save America's history (preview).
On Comedy Central...
Jon Stewart was off this week, so there are now new Daily Show videos to share. Instead, here's Stephen Colbert discussing New Horizon's Pluto flyby with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.
The Daily Show:
Monday: Actor Paul Rudd; Tuesday: President Barack Obama; Wednesday: Actor Jake Gyllenhaal; Thursday: Writer Ta-Nehisi Coates.
Elsewhere...
Fox & Friends hosted Pastor Robert Jeffress, who shared Jesus' message in plain English.
"Look, a lot of these liberal churches that harbor illegal immigrants who are criminals say they are following the example of Jesus, the only problem is they are following the Jesus of their imagination rather than the Jesus of the Bible," he insisted. "Jesus was not this wimpy little guy who walked around munching sunflower seeds and saying nice things to people."
"The real Jesus of the Bible said 'render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's,' that is obey the government," Jeffress continued, adding that the "real Jesus" cared more about American citizens who were victims of violent crimes committed by immigrants.
Meanwhile...
Anti-immigrant crusader Rep. Steve King claimed to be a (self-hating) Latino ... or something.
U.S. Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) either thinks he's Latino or that Julian Castro, the secretary of Housing and Urban Development and former mayor of San Antonio, is not.
Responding to a quote from Castro that said the "GOP can kiss the Latino vote goodbye," King tweeted about his own ethnicity:
What does Julian Castro know? Does he know that I'm as Hispanic and Latino as he? – @SteveKingIA
The term "Latino" refers to a person of Latin American birth or ancestry. The term "Hispanic" refers to a person born in or descended from a Spanish-speaking country. Both terms apply to Mexican-American Julian Castro, but not to King, who is of German, Irish and Welsh extraction.
And last, but certainly not least...
GOP frontrunner Donald Trump got into a war of tweets with Mexican drug lord "El Chapo."
Donald Trump thinks he can kick El Chapo's butt — but the billionaire called the FBI when the Mexican drug lord returned the threat.
The 2016 presidential hopeful contacted federal agents Monday when a Twitter account claiming to be the escaped Joaquin (El Chapo) Guzman tweeted profane, hostile messages at him, TMZ reported.
A day earlier, Trump tweeted that he’d kick Guzman's "ass," unlike other presidential contenders who are softer on immigration.
"Keep f--king around, and I'll make you eat all of your godd--n words, f--king whitey f----t @realDonaldTrump," an account claiming to be Guzman’s official Twitter presence tweeted at Trump's account in Spanish.
I pity the fool.
- Trix