PHEW. Sorry for the delay in this one, this speech was an hour and a half long! Almost cracked 100 notes in this one, it was a marathon.
I hope y'all understand, and hope y'all enjoyed your weekend. As usual, enjoy at your own risk.
1. Walks on to Karate Kid theme song, "You're The Best Around" by Joe Esposito.
2. I love Nashville.
3. Here's a 92 year old woman that just registered to vote for the first time in her life to vote for me. Nobody did it for her before.
4. Silent majority.
5. Everybody sit down.
6. Once I wanted this piece of property in Nashville so badly. It belonged to this company. I convinced them to sell it to me.
7. I went to The Grand Ol' Opery.
8. My Nashville building is not my biggest deal, but it's a home run.
9. I should ask for a bunch of money to participate in the second debate so I can donate to a Nashville charity.
10. The Republican debate ratings usually suck without me.
11. I take full credit for the ratings boosts.
12. I don't care about CNN.
13. Screw the "dreamers" what about the dreams of our own children?
14. Illegal immigrants are treated much better than our vets.
15. Vets are waiting too long to be seen by doctors.
16. Remember when doctors would come over to your house? That was cool. We don't have that now because of Obamacare.
17. I'm going to destroy Obamacare.
18. We're treating our vets like shit and it's Obama's fault.
19. The Repubs we sent to DC are liberal wimps.
20. Unemployment rate isn't 5.4%, it's actually 42%.
21. We have 50 million people in poverty.
22. Chyna, Japan, Mexico.
23. This guy in the front room has a cute sign.
24. My Iowa crowd was kick ass, my Alabama crowd really kicked ass.
25. I'm leading everywhere by a lot. I'm even kicking Jeb's ass in Florida.
26. Did I mention my popularity is huge? I'm leading everywhere.
27. "The press ay yai yai"
28. The New York Times has this "low level hispanic commentator"
29. "I wrote Lindsay Graham a letter, congratulations i'm beating you in your home state by 26 points."
30. My polling trends are unprecedented, I can't be stopped.
31. Our country doesn't win anymore.
32. We are 19 trillion dollars in debt because of Obama.
33. Insurance premiums are screwing us.
34. "When some people hear my name they look like a boiler ready to explode"
35. Art Of The Deal is the best business book of all time.
36. Nothing tops the Bible.
37. The Apprentice ruled.
38. Steve from NBC is a great guy. He begged me to do another season. I told him I couldn't because I was going to make America Great Again.
39. NBC couldn't believe I turned them down. They do not like me anymore.
40. The Apprentice can't survive without me because i'm special.
41. Remember how awesome The last episode of The Apprentice was? It was pretty great.
42. Asks crowd, am I so bad?
43. Obama always leaves The White House. I wouldn't never leave The White House.
44. Obama & Michelle fly different planes and it's a waste of our money.
45. I wouldn't fly to be on Ellen, I would do it from The White House.
46. My friends are the greatest deal makers in the world. I also guys that are overrated.
47. My friend Carl is going to "handle Chyna."
48. We sell Japan beef and they don't even want it.
49. I'm free trade but i'm fair trade. We need to balance our trade deals with Japan.
50. Chyna.
51. I'm much much richer than what people think.
52. I have the greatest real estate in the world.
53. Talks for 10 minutes longer about his financials, crowd gets quiet. I check my email.
54. "ERNIE! He's a great guy, he'll sell you a car any day of the week"
55. I got accused of accepting donations. Somebody put up sign for 100 dollars admission at Ernies place, that wasn't my idea I was pissed about that.
56. I do like small donors.
57. I turned down 5 million dollars.
58. Actually that 100 dollar sign at Ernie's was pretty nice.
59. Ernie has a beautiful house, a beautiful tent.
60. "I love the tea party. Tea party people stand up, you have not been treated fairly."
61. The tea party gets beat up by the media. The tea party has tremendous power.
62. I'm a protestant.
63. I don't have time to be politically correct, it's time consuming.
64. It's anchor baby.
65. If you want a nice person, vote for Jeb.
66. Jeb vowed to never use the person anchor baby, but he used it anyway. Now the asians all hate Jeb, but the asians love me.
67. Building the wall is going to be so easy.
68. Ramos went crazy. I didn't scream at him, he screamed at me.
69. I DO NOT WEAR A TOUPEE.
70. Ramos is a very emotional man but he's a nice guy.
71. CHYNA! They built The Wall Of China.
72. Illegal immigrants are killing a lot of Americans.
73. My red ball caps are selling better than the white ones.
74. Rush Limbaugh is a terrific guy.
75. "I'm going to get rid of the gang members in this country so fast it will make your head spin."
76. We have incredible law enforcement in this country bt we're not allowing them to be tough enough.
77. Bad cops are a few bad apples, it's a very rare thing.
78. We have to make our military so much bigger than it is.
79. Ukraine.
80. Putin would love me, but he hates Obama.
81. Russia is going to sell Iran missiles with the money we're gonna give them.
82. I want to wrap this up and get back to New York.
83. I love country music.
84. Trace Atkins and Clint Black did really well on The Apprentice.
85. Chyna takes everything from us and we owe them a ton of money.
86. Obama never read The Art Of The Deal.
87. Sharon, where are you Sharon. Here's Sharon she took a lot of incoming, now get the hell off stage Sharon.
88. John Mclaughlin, this crusty guy but I like him, he thinks I can win.
89. My employees are lucky.
90. I've never gone bankrupt.
91. Didn't I do a great job in the debate?
92. "You have to use the laws to your advantage."
93. Iraq was a mistake.
94. ISIS has our oil and we have nothing.
95. I had the foresight to say not go into Iraq. "Normally I wouldn't say that but I need your freakin' votes."
96. "If I win, we're going to have so many victories they're gonna be coming out of your ears."
97. I'm going to Make America Truly Great Again.
98. Blurts out "Gimme that"
99. "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister plays.
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