This week, President Barack Hussein Obama circumvented (the one true) God's authority by changing the name of Mt. McKinley to Denali—the Kenyan word for "black power."
By renaming the mountain (America's tallest), Obama had, for all intents and purposes, assassinated President McKinley (again).
And then, as if to add insult to injury, he (literally) danced on McKinley's grave.
To understand Obama's motivation, one need look no further than the Koran, and his anti-colonial upbringing.
When viewed in that context, clearly, this move was just the latest in a disturbing pattern of dictatorial actions designed to turn America into an Islamic caliphate.
But I've got news for Obama—this aggression will not stand, man!
Morning lineup:
Meet The Press: Former Secretary of State Colin Powell; AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka; Others TBD.
Face The Nation: Failed CEO Carly Fiorina (R); Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA); Book Panel: Astronaut/Author Buzz Aldrin, Author Rachel Swaby, Historian David McCullough and Biographer Walter Isaacson.
This Week: Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Martin Dempsey; Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R); Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R); David Miliband (International Rescue Committee); Roundtable: "Independent" Strategist Matthew Dowd, Democratic Strategist Donna Brazile, Bill Kristol (Weekly Standard) and Katrina vanden Heuvel (The Nation).
Fox News Sunday: Sociopaths Dick & Liz Cheney; Philadelphia Police Chief Charles Ramsey & Milwaukee Police Chief Edward Flynn; Roundtable: George Will (Washington Post), Susan Page (USA Today), Robert Costa (Washington Post) and Author Richard North Patterson.
State of the Union: Grifter Sarah Palin (R); DNC Chair/Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL).
Evening lineup:
60 Minutes will feature: a report on the cyberattack on Sony Pictures (preview); an interview with Seán Patrick O'Malley, the Archbishop of Boston (preview); and, report on what it's like to try to achieve "mindfulness," a self-awareness scientists say is very healthy, but rarely achieved (preview).
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert:
Tuesday: Actor George Clooney, Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R); Wednesday: Actress Scarlett Johansson, Entrepreneur Elon Musk, Rapper Kendrick Lamar; Thursday: Vice President Joe Biden (D), Entrepreneur Travis Kalanick, Country Musician Toby Keith; Friday: Actress/Comedian Amy Schumer, Author Stephen King, Paul Simon Tribute Band Troubled Waters.
Elsewhere...
Rep. Matt Salmon (R-AZ) scared the living daylights out of some schoolchildren.
A U.S. congressman's visit to a local elementary school late last week, likely intended to be an innocuous chat about government in the manner of Schoolhouse Rock, turned nightmare-inducing for the children.
Rep. Matt Salmon (R-Ariz.) was explaining to a room of second and third graders about the veto process and was using the current Iran nuclear deal debate as an example. (Pretty heavy for this demographic, no?)
He asked the children if they knew what a nuclear weapon was. One disturbed father, Scott Campbell, told a local Arizona CBS affiliate that Salmon then asked, "Do you know that there are schools that train children your age to be suicide bombers?"
Moving along, from mushroom clouds to cumulus clouds...
The hosts of Fox News' The Five all agreed that Barack Obama would make a better weather girl than president.
Hosts on Fox News' "The Five" are not happy that President Barack Obama is spending time addressing climate change while in Alaska this week.
"To me, it's such a glaring example of priorities askew," host Kimberly Guilfoyle said, arguing that the president should be focusing on escalating crime rates instead of climate change. "I fail still at this point to understand where he's coming from because I don't speak the language he speaks. ... He thinks the biggest threat to national security is climate change. Whoa. Where do you even go from there?"
Host Greg Gutfeld backed Guilfoyle, arguing that Obama is more concerned with the "academic, climate change-obsessed community" than communities where crime rates are up.
"He should work for The Weather Channel," Guilfoyle suggested, adding later, "He's like, obsessed with cumulus clouds."
And, in other Fox News...
Anchor Harris Faulkner is suing Hasbro over a toy hamster that bears her name.
An anchor for Fox News is suing Hasbro for more than $5 million over a toy hamster that shares her name — and possibly even her resemblance.
Harris Faulkner sued Hasbro this week over its plastic Harris Faulkner hamster, sold as part of the Pawtucket, Rhode Island-based company's popular Littlest Pet Shop line. She says the toy wrongfully appropriates her name and persona, harms her professional credibility as a journalist and is an insult.
"Hasbro's portrayal of Faulkner as a rodent is demeaning and insulting," says the lawsuit, which was filed Monday in U.S. District Court in New Jersey. [...]
Her lawsuit says that in addition to sharing her name, the toy bears a physical resemblance to Faulkner's traditional professional appearance, including its complexion, eye shape and eye makeup design.
That which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet.
- Trix