Sarah Palin, winner of the 2008 Tea Party Nobel prize equivalent for saying a bunch of words while winking and watching Vladimir Putin through her window, gave an enlightening and informative interview on CNN this morning.
First she demonstrated her linguistic skills and her mastery of the English Alphabet.
"On the other hand, you know, I think we can send a message and say: 'You want to be in America? A, you better be here legally, or you're out of here. B, when you're here, let's speak American.' I mean, that's just, that's - let's speak English,"
In a tribute to Rick Perry, she conveniently forgot what reason C was, or more likely, couldn't remember the next letter of the alphabet.
But if that wasn't impressive enough, she really showed her credentials by recalling some of her higher academic achievements in high school.
Palin told CNN she took Spanish classes in high school. "And I took French in high school. Shouldn't have taken them both, because I got them all mixed up by the time I was graduating," the former Alaska governor added.
Of course, what would an interview with Sarah Palin be without a demonstration that she is a better judge of character than either her former partner John McCain, or the herd of Tea Party lemmings who constantly follow her and claim they have a clue of what the fuck she's talking about.
"I think I'd rather have a president who is tough and puts America first than can win a game of Trivial Pursuit.
But I don't think the public gives a flying flip if somebody knows who, today, is a specific leader of a specific region or a religion or anything," she said. Palin added that it's more important that candidates know information such as oil and energy production than "the leader of some tribe or a religion or even a country."
But what would a ride in a Trump driven clown car be without screaming out the window the delusions of grandeur that you share with the other clowns in the car. As the Donald baits the other clowns with dreams of a cabinet position, why not step forward with your impressive resume 14 months before the election?
"I think a lot about the Department of Energy, because energy is my baby, oil and gas and minerals, those things that God has dumped on this part of the Earth for mankind's use,
And as the proud parent of her "baby" the energy department, she would do what every loving and caring parent would do with their "baby",
"And if I were head of that," she said of the department, "I would get rid of it."
Oh thank you Sarah, for taking our minds off the absurdity that is Donald Trump, and for a brief moment of time, bringing back fond memories of the absurdity that is Sarah Palin. May the holy spirit keep those tongues babbling as long as your pride is buried deep in the bowels of the GOP clown car.