Jeb "Explanation Point" Bush spent this week showing us how cold, unoriginal and backwards thinking he is. He said he's not offended by the Washington Football Team's racist name. Even though 65.5% of Native Americans are offended and only 17.5% are not offended, Jeb! declared that the minority is who he listens to. Which is why he wants to cut taxes for the rich, because his tax plan came out. Again he listens to the minority and plans on screwing the majority. He also sided with the terrorists when he said "Stuff happens" after a ANOTHER mass shooting.
So, based on this, guess what his energy policy is going to be?
Why is it William McKinley is such a better punchline than Benjamin Harrison? (He was the grandson of President William Harrison and no relation to George Harrison, as far as I know.) Grover Cleveland would have worked, because Cleveland was president when Prescott Bush was born but Cleveland was a Democrat. You know how partisan Republicans can be...
For some reason McKinley works. But I digress...
Jeb!'s energy plan is to take those energy technologies, which came to power after the Civil War, and further give them power.
Seriously.
Gas power, even peanut oil powered engines are all 19th century ideas. We can make it better, let's leave behind technology that is slowly killing us, that is 150 years old, and move on already.
Sadly, like everyone else in the family business, selling out the American people to Fascists (It is what made Prescott rich) is what a Bush does.
I for one am fed up with having only one and a half parties to chose from. Sadly, there isn't much I can do other than call out crap when I see it. Which I did. So I can go off and make more McKinley jokes.
Did you know he was on the $500 bill? Okay, that's not a joke. But it's true! Let me work on a punchline.
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