Dr. Ben Carson, proving every day that brain surgeons aren't all smart, (thanks Andy Borowitz), has shot himself in the foot again, and again. This time, regarding the recent Oregon college campus shootings, he said, 'I Would Not Just Stand There And Let Him Shoot Me'. This doltish Republican presidential candidate also said that he "never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away." WOW. Doctor, shoot thyself. In the foot. Repeat.