OK, just saw this and had to share.
Hey Bill'O - THIS is "Doing it Live!
UK TV (spoof) reporter Jonathon Pye totally lost it and it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
Here is a transcript which doesn't quite take you to the end...
Ex commercial TV PR Man, Old Etonian and occasional pig fucker David Cameron, would like to bomb Syria. Unfortunately Russia got there first and America's been doing it for ages.
He wants to bomb Syria to stop the flow of refugees, fleeing all the bombs.
He's also hoping it will stop the increased influence of Islamic extremism.
Bombing Syria will of course destroy the one remaining multicultural society in the region leaving it open to the increased influence of Islamic extremism!
To bomb Syria therefore is clearly MENTAL!
In other news. No, No, no no no, I'm doing the News. I'm doing the Fucking News!
In other news, Muslims are Bad,
China's bad but but as bad as it used to be.
And Russia is always bad.
Nuclear weapons are good and to suggest not using nuclear weapons is bad.
On to the economy:
DEBT IS GOOD.
Corrupt banks are bad but not bad enough for us to do anything about them,
And Poverty in the UK is a figment of your imagination.
On to housing:
Jeremy Corbyn's plans to build affordable housing and create social housing for the poorest people in our society is a terrible idea. That's according to muti-millionaire, property magnet and all round shit pot Alan Sugar.
Environmental news: There's nothing to worry about, so please carry on consuming at your usual rate
AND finally tonight: Entertainment. Matt Damon's intelligent and articulate observations about sexuality in Hollywood means that he is definitely a homophobic TWAT!
My name is Jonathon Pie and THAT, was the FUCKING NEWS!