Multiple sources are reporting that Chris Christie, the arrogant blowhard from New Jersey—not to be confused with the arrogant blowhards from New York, Texas and Florida—will suspend his campaign for the 2016 Republican nomination for president, following his sixth place finish in Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary.
Condolences to the citizens of New Jersey as this probably means Christie will be spending more time at home governing. On the other hand, kudos to Christie from all of us here in reality for sticking the knife into Robot Rubio … and twisting it.