Trump’s campaign manager is accused of taking $12.7 million under the table from Russian puppets, helping to start protests in Crimea that served as a pretext for Putin’s invasion of Ukraine, and illegally funneling $7 million in foreign firms to US lobbying firms. Meanwhile, the candidate is plummeting in the polls despite giving the best speech ever to a group of white people about why black people shouldn’t protest, shortly after explaining how the slavery era was one of those times when America was great. So clearly, pushing the campaign manager down and bringing in two new people to actually run the campaign is a sign that everything is super good.
Michael Cohen, executive vice president at the Trump Organization and a special counsel to Donald Trump, on Wednesday appeared on CNN, clearly hoping to convince viewers that everything is just peachy at the former reality TV star’s presidential campaign. ...
BK: You say it’s not a shakeup, but you guys are down.
MC: Says who?
BK: Polls. Most of them. All of them.
MC: Says who?
Well, that settles that. Another win for the Trump campaign.
If this was winning, what does losing look like?
Donald Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, painfully reminded by a CNN host on Wednesday that his boss is behind in the polls, came out of the remarkably awkward interview declaring victory!
Awkward? Says who?