Gives new meaning to the term “Gag Gift”. Retails for $250. Product Description: Made of brass and finished in 14K gold. This ornament is sure to make any tree stand out. Reviews are hilarious as are the Questions. Happy Thanksgiving! At least we have something else to mock openly over this weekend.
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Question:
Will this ornament keep all it’s pre-holiday promises?
Answer:
It's already backing off jailing my Elf on a Shelf.
Question:
How many years will this ornament last?
Answer:
It's already showing signs of it's complete inability to understand the scope of an ornament's responsibility.
It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again.
I had strings of colored lights on my tree, but I put this ornament on and now they're all white.
I don't want to be braggadocious, but most of these reviewers here are very very low energy. We're making Christmas trees great again.
This was a gift from my crazy racist uncle in rural Pennsylvania (or Ohio, Florida, Michigan, I forget where he's from). Anyway, As soon as I hung it on my tree it appointed a man in a white hood to be the Angel. It also made fun of my handicapped son. Would not recommend.
Not what I asked for, but it's being forced on me.
No matter where I hang it, now my tree will not stop leaning to the alt-right.
Also, my nativity figures have suddenly disappeared. Would not recommend to a friend. Would not even recommend to an enemy.
Somehow, someway I electronically choose a more logical, classier ornament. I checked and double checked my electronic order but alas on Nov 9th, 2016 I wake up to this on my doorstep. This is a big league, yuge mistake. My order says I have until Dec 19, 2016 to return it. I just need 270 people to back me. Help!!!!
It's less of a Christmas Red and more of a Third Reich Red. It doesn't come in a size suitable for Narcissistic Egos. It only appears to look appealing to racists, misogynists, and Hitler. Warning : Once you put it on the Christmas Tree, it will build a wall between it and all other non-white ornaments. In the Nativity, it slut-shamed Mary, defending it as "Stable Talk" and then decided to deport Joseph for having an "anchor baby" as a refugee from the Middle East. I would return it, but we decided to melt the piece of crap over our neighbors' Mennorah (let me tell you, it smelled horrible, too).