So we were all pretty much resigned to having The Incredibly Competent Kenny Jay Tim Kaine as Hillary’s running mate.
And then this news hits:
Elizabeth Warren Is Conspicuously Missing From DNC Speaker List
Now why might she missing from the list, after she was invited to be the keynote speaker?
Could it be because — she’s going to be Hillary Clinton’s running mate?
Oh please oh please oh please oh please deity who gave us Viking Kittens and other wonders, please let this be so. Selah.