So every time I read a gunfail diary, I'm left speechless. There is a willful stupidity on display throughout the diary, and no I'm not referring to the author KagroX (David Waldman). He's not being stupid at all. The stupidity I'm referring to is in the news articles he's collected.
Note that I'm a gun owner. In fact I have a concealed carry license, and yes, I occasionally do carry. But as a gun owner, I take issue with people who make me look bad. You know, the people who populate the gunfail lists. So I'm going to go over what those news articles get wrong.
Falsehood #1: "I was cleaning my gun and it went off"
no, dipshit, you were not cleaning your gun. Just admit you were playing with it, because you are a child and think of your gun as a toy.
For those of you who have never owned or cleaned a gun here's how you do it (simplified)
1. Take all ammo out of your gun
2. Check to make sure all ammo is out of your gun.
3. Pull trigger to get gun ready to disassemble.
So there it is, #3. Now, if you werequire getting ready to clean a gun, and had to pull a trigger to do so, wouldn't you point it in a safe direction? Even though I'm positive that there's no bullets in my gun when i clean it, I still take it outside and point it at the ground before pulling the trigger and being ready to take it apart.
So again, they weren't cleaning a gun, they were fondling it like it was their replacement dick.
Lie #2: I forgot it was in my bag.
OK, sorry no.
Toy go to the airport and you think you're sneaky enough to get Tylor death machine on the plane just in case "dem terrists. Ya know dat al keeda. Ya the towelheads"
You dumb fucks didn't forget shit. My pistol is on the cheap end and I wouldn't leave it lying around. That's like leaving a stack of 20''s in the bathroom.
lie #3
I was only trying to scare her
you don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy.
So look, I read gunfail religiously. As a gun owner I need to be very careful so I don't wind up on the list.
Look, if any non gun owner wants to ask me a question, feel free. Going to bed note, but I'll respond tomorrow.