Way to go, Manigault! Shows a lot of class.
Too bad the Secret Service had to void your White House pass.
It seems the situation there was getting real intense;
You tried, we hear, to storm the presidential residence.
Alas, in such a noble effort you somehow were thwarted
And off the White House grounds by armed guards you were escorted.
General Kelly had enough, and sent you on your way,
But when you land a book contract I'm sure you'll have your say.
We're looking forward breathlessly to hear some new bombshell,
If you have the courage the unvarnished truth to tell.
Yet in your tell-all book I bet one truth remains unspoken,
And that is that all along you had been just a token.