Darn globalists … mocking POTUS45*, trying to get those pesky facts from Trump’s IRS department.
The Chinese, of course, aren’t very happy with Trump, who taunted China on the campaign trail and flirted with Taiwan during the transition.
The inflatable “Trump Rooster Cock”—as a listing on Alibaba, China’s equivalent of Amazon, calls it—mocked his bluster with its swooping butterscotch pompadour and tiny hands shaped to mimic the way the president pinches his fingers. I scrolled through images of Chinese citizens snapping selfies in front of this buffoon of a balloon. Some of the inflatables were gigantic, as tall as 60 feet.
After the San Francisco Tax March adopted Chicken Don as its symbol, New York did too. New York artist Cassady Benson illustrated a new version of this fowl emperor that emasculates him by removing his rooster comb and turning him into a round hen guarding a mysterious egg…
The magic of the Trump chicken is spreading.
At this moment, 110 marches are organizing all around the country: Seventeen cities, from Nashville to Chicago, are buying various sizes of Chicken Don as tall as 33 feet to serve as focal points for fundraising for the marches, and even more are considering making the buy. The factory in Guangdong, China, that makes them is repurposing some of its machines this week to fill all the orders for Chicken Don.
On Alibaba you can find a wide array of “Trump Rooster Cock” purveyors, including one whose instructions on how to inflate it were almost poetic:
- First, the gas model afraid of scraping. As we wear the same clothes, even the best clothing is also afraid of scraping tear. Use arches, be sure to avoid the air branches, communication cables, hooks and other sharp objects.
- Second, fear of delay. When you need to move the air mold, please lift and then move. If the ground drag, a long time, it is easy to fray.
- Third, fear of soil guns. In the opening ceremony occasions, guns, fireworks are inseparable from the things. We must instruct the shop owner, some 6 meters away from the gas mode can point guns.
- Fourth, if dirty how to do? If it is floating soil, with a broom and other tools can be tapped clean. If it is mud, please wipe with a wet cloth.