The weekend feels like about a year ago, but this image from Tribblehead’s trip to Saudi Arabia remains inexplicable. So, I’m trying to find the perfect caption.
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"You SWEAR this will make my hands grow bigger?" — Matthew Hardy
“The hand dryers at the men's room in the Saudi Royal palace in Riyadh are tremendous!” — Paul Minda
“Orb is Bro spelled backwards.” — Clara Jeffery
“First time I grabbed ‘em by the ball.” -several people
“I see a fruit, a peach….oops sorry it’s impeachment.” — Ann Allan
“For clarification: this is not a Satanic ritual.” — First Church of Satan
“Please insert 1 soul for the next 15 minutes.” — Tara TASW, but I’m trying to come up with something better.
By the way, did anyone else think the sink hole opening up in front of Mar-a-Lago right afterward was a little too on-the-nose?
On to Top Comments!
From Mike the Liberal:
Here's one I liked; it does describe the policy of the GOP to a tee. (Note from Tara: comment is from Killjoy, in Mountain Scout’s diary Why aren’t people asking what Russia’s interference says about the GOP’s modern policy agenda?)
From your humble (if antisocial) diarist:
In Hunter’s diary, Attorney General Jeff Sessions omitted Russian meetings when applying for his security clearance, the AG’s excuse inspires Mountain Scout to try applying it in other situations.
In DiesIrae’s diary Greg Gianforte (R-MT, election tomorrow) assaults Guardian reporter, Ice Blue posts a perfect tweet from John Dingell. Durrati adds another from David Corn.
Top mojo, courtesy of mik:
Picture quilt, courtesy of jotter: